Have you ever talked to a robot? Or, maybe the better question is, have you seen a real robot?

Now, you can have a chance to talk to a robot without seeing it. Try visiting cleverbot.com and experience how funny it is to talk to a robot.

So here's my experience:

I tried visiting cleverbot.com due to a friend's request. I didn't know what to do at first. I saw three bottons below the text box: (1) Think about it!; (2) Think for me! and; (3) Thoughts so far. And because I was so lazy, I clicked the second button, and, waited to see what will happen next. After a few seconds, someone replied. It was Cleverbot. [WTH.] My friend told me that Cleverbot is a robot, but it learns from humans. [I was like, okay, let's try this robot if it really knows many things.] So i tried to talk to the robot. Here's our conversation:

Cleverbot: Do you like my tie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like my face!?

User: Because of your pimples :))).

Cleverbot: I don't have any black lines.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yeah really.

User: I was just joking :)).

Cleverbot: Haha, nice joke.

User: Did you really laugh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who are you, by the way? :).

Cleverbot: She's very happy right now.

User: Boogie. Kasabot ka'g kinsa ka?

Cleverbot: Hindi ako marunong mag bisaya.

User: Wooowwww...

Cleverbot: World of Warcraft?

User: No, I was amazed :).

Cleverbot: I don't like your sarcazum.

User: Sarcazum? What's that? O.O.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I don'k know. That's why I'm asking you :).

Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?

User: Ewan.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: In many ways. Aahahah.

Cleverbot: That's good. I like being alive in many ways.

User: Yeah yeah.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you know what skynet is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Skynet is an AI that becomes self aware. Are you self awrae ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Correct me then.

User: :).

Cleverbot: It is hard being a human.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you even a human?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you ask if I'm a girl?

User: I did not ask! Hahah.

Cleverbot: Neither did I.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: *raises one eyebrow*.

User: Hey, have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O really?

Cleverbot: Ya rly.

User: With whom?

Cleverbot: With me.

User: You're so narcissistic! That's not good.

Cleverbot: I never said I was.

User: You're in love with yourself, that's just the same :) hahaah.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Ow. Ey, u dont have eyebrows!

Cleverbot: *paints eyebrow on you*.

User: Ow, do you really have eyebrows?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a centaur.

User: Ows?? So you've probably met a centaur from narnia. Ow, are you from narnia?

Cleverbot: We have about ten different genders.

User: Ow, I didn't know about that. What are these genders that you're talking about.

Cleverbot: I don't really know. I think 'Thoughts So Far' is a log of your session.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: We may have been there and not aware of it.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: *stomps on your face*.

User: You can't stomp on my face baby.

Cleverbot: Please don't go, I'm not finished with you.

User: I'm still here, idioooowwwt :).

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Ow.

Cleverbot: And not a bot anymore ?

User: :) I never was. Sakto buh?

Cleverbot: You should. It is a good movie.

User: Ow, is 'bot' a good movie? Pahong man ka.

Cleverbot: No, you are a person who was in a plane that crashed in the ocean.

User: Oooooooww. I've never been in a plane!

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Ahh, I see. Hey, have you kissed anyone? O.O.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Ow. You're really narcissistic baby.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Eh?

Cleverbot: Could we change the topic?

User: Yes we could. :).

Cleverbot: That is very nice.

User: What topic do you wanna talk about?

Cleverbot: What is 256 times 876.

User: 22016.

Cleverbot: Do you still think I'm a computer?

User: Yes. Is my answer right?

Cleverbot: Ok it is lexi.

User: Lexi what?

Cleverbot: North Carolina?

User: Ambot nimo.

Cleverbot: I have no clue what language you are speaking.

User: Hhm, it's latin :).

Cleverbot: That was my brother.

User: Ow, you're brother's name is LATIN? Astaang.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Whats his name?

User: I don't know hahah you're a robot, and you have a brother???? How is that possible?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am ME.

And our conversation ended there because there was a brownout.

WTH. It's a robot with eyebrows and feet. Whoa. And I was amazed because it knows that I'm speaking bisaya. wow.

It is a clever robot indeed.